Long ago when the world was new and I was doing my first paid theatre job, assisting on a youth theatre production, there was a TV series called "The House." A Fly-On-The-Wall documentary about the Royal Opera House in Covent Garden. I watched it hungrily and even let some unrealistic ideas slip into our own production - mostly to do with things that turned out not to be physically possible.
Now, less than a century later, I find myself working just next door at the home of English National Opera. A similar repertory company in a similar theatre - there's no denying the Coliseum is a smaller building and I can barely imagine where they keep everything - because it generates the same kind of extraordinary productions and it is some venue to lose yourself in. Labyrinthine corridors lead up tiny spiral stairways and through unlikely gaps in the architecture to turn you out unexpectedly in the back of the ladies toilets on the balcony front-of-house. I frequently worry that I'll never find my way back to my dressing room.
Yes. real cars. Mercedes! And there are several more. |
There may be sets for as many as four different shows waiting in the wings |
(There's a crap job for you: To look at the work of perhaps hundreds of incredibly skilled people, each of whom have poured their heart and soul into losing sleep to make sure that every tiniest detail is the best they can make it and it's your task to tell the world why the finished product wasn't quite good enough)
In an opera house there exists somewhere amongst it's staff, the skill set to achieve anything that is physically possible - and several things that apparently are not.
It's a breathtaking thing to watch the unrealistic ambitions of it's directors forming, like clouds, into the acclaimed shows that only run for a few weeks before slipping off to tour the world with different casts in myriad languages and I have to say it's an awesome place to call work.